爆笑中式英语100例

日常对话篇

问候与寒暄

• Long time no see, I am your old friend, but I am not your new friend.
• How are you? I am fine, thank you. And you?
• Don't worry, I will help you. You must be careful.

购物场景

• How much is this? It's 100 dollars, but you can take it for 99.
• Give me a discount, please. We are friends.
• Here is your change. Don't forget to sign the receipt.

商务场景篇

会议沟通

• Let's make a decision, but let's also make a plan B.
• It's a great idea. We should implement it immediately.
• Don't worry about the cost. It's a small investment.

邮件往来

• Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to confirm our cooperation.
• Best regards, Your friend
• Don't forget to reply before the deadline.

网络用语篇

社交媒体

• Check it out, this video is so funny!
• Share your thoughts, everyone.
• Don't forget to follow us for more content.

直播互动

• Thank you for watching, see you next time.
• Don't miss the live stream, it's worth watching.
• Send us a message if you like this video.

学习误区篇

语法错误

• She go to school by bike every day.
• He have a car, but he like to walk.
• Don't forget to use past tense in stories.

词汇误用

• He is very beautiful, just like a movie star.
• This book is very interesting, but I don't like it.
• Don't mix up "affect" and "effect".